I have a pen... you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.

Boy : I have a pen... you have a
phone number. Think of the
possibilities.
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Girl : I have a sandal.. you have a
face. Think of Casualties.

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I’m not addicted to Facebook.I only use it when i have time

I’m not addicted to Facebook.I only use it when i have time
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Lunch time,
Break time,
Bed time,
Off time,
This time,
That time,
Any time,
All the time

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Nobody In The World Can

Nobody In The World Can
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Stop U From Falling In Love....
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But...???
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2 Powerful Weapons Can Do That.
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Mummy's Chappal
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& Daddy's Belt
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Exclusively Made In India

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Chotu BLOOD Ke bare mein book parh raha tha...!!!

Chotu BLOOD Ke bare mein book parh raha
tha...!!!
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Motu: Aaj yeh book kyu parh raa hai?
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Chotu : Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai ke
kal mera BLOOD test hai iss liye test ki tayari kar
raha hoon...!!!

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Sir :- Birbal Kaun Tha......??

Sir :- Birbal Kaun Tha......??
Student :-"Pata Nahi Sir"Sir :- "Padhaai Par
Dhyaan Doge ToNa Pata Chale". .
Student :-"Sir Pramod, Vicky, Gaurav Kaun
Hai....?? .
Sir :-"Mujhe Kya Pata.. . .
Student :-"Beti Par Dhyaan Do To Pata
Chale ??
Master Shocks Student Rock.

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Manmohan Singh Sabji Lene Gaye!

Manmohan Singh Sabji Lene Gaye!
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Manmohan:-
Pyaz Kya Bhaav hai? .
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Sabjiwala:- Ab Rulayega Kya
pagle ?
Muft Main 1 Kilo Lejaa.
Pehli Baar To Teri Awaaz Suni H!

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Log kehte hai ki 40,000/

Log kehte hai ki 40,000/-
ka royal paint lagaye to ghar rangeen dikhta he
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Are pagal 400/-ki ROYAL STAG piyo,
sara shehar rangeen dikhega..!.

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Boogie Woogie is Back.. Best Indian Dance show ever!

Boogie Woogie is Back.. Best Indian Dance show ever!

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দুপৰীয়া ঘৰৰ মুধচত শালিকী

শালিকীৰ মূৰত শলা
শলা খুলি দিলোঁ
তাই জোন জোন জোনালী
ৰাতি জোনাকৰ পৰা সৰি পৰা
এজনী দিপলীপ পৰী

আৰু কোনে পায় তাইক
পৰী উৰি গ'ল জোনৰ দেশলে'
এজন ৰাজকোঁৱৰ বিচাৰি

জোনে অভিশাপ দিলে
সিদিনাৰ পৰা তাই
আকৌ শালিকী হ'ল

এতিয়া দুপৰীয়া দুপৰীয়া মোৰ ঘৰৰ মুধচত পৰি কান্দি থাকে

দিমনে খুলি তাইৰ
মূৰৰ শলা
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ණ কন্দর্পজিৎ কল্লোল

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