Showing posts with label Hindi SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hindi SMS. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Nobody In The World Can

Nobody In The World Can
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Stop U From Falling In Love....
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But...???
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2 Powerful Weapons Can Do That.
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Mummy's Chappal
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& Daddy's Belt
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Exclusively Made In India
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Chotu BLOOD Ke bare mein book parh raha tha...!!!

Chotu BLOOD Ke bare mein book parh raha
tha...!!!
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Motu: Aaj yeh book kyu parh raa hai?
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Chotu : Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai ke
kal mera BLOOD test hai iss liye test ki tayari kar
raha hoon...!!!
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Sir :- Birbal Kaun Tha......??

Sir :- Birbal Kaun Tha......??
Student :-"Pata Nahi Sir"Sir :- "Padhaai Par
Dhyaan Doge ToNa Pata Chale". .
Student :-"Sir Pramod, Vicky, Gaurav Kaun
Hai....?? .
Sir :-"Mujhe Kya Pata.. . .
Student :-"Beti Par Dhyaan Do To Pata
Chale ??
Master Shocks Student Rock.
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Manmohan Singh Sabji Lene Gaye!

Manmohan Singh Sabji Lene Gaye!
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Manmohan:-
Pyaz Kya Bhaav hai? .
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Sabjiwala:- Ab Rulayega Kya
pagle ?
Muft Main 1 Kilo Lejaa.
Pehli Baar To Teri Awaaz Suni H!
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Log kehte hai ki 40,000/

Log kehte hai ki 40,000/-
ka royal paint lagaye to ghar rangeen dikhta he
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Are pagal 400/-ki ROYAL STAG piyo,
sara shehar rangeen dikhega..!.
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