Tuesday, December 10, 2013

I have a pen... you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.

Boy : I have a pen... you have a
phone number. Think of the
possibilities.
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Girl : I have a sandal.. you have a
face. Think of Casualties.
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I’m not addicted to Facebook.I only use it when i have time

I’m not addicted to Facebook.I only use it when i have time
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Lunch time,
Break time,
Bed time,
Off time,
This time,
That time,
Any time,
All the time
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Nobody In The World Can

Nobody In The World Can
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Stop U From Falling In Love....
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But...???
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2 Powerful Weapons Can Do That.
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Mummy's Chappal
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& Daddy's Belt
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Exclusively Made In India
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Chotu BLOOD Ke bare mein book parh raha tha...!!!

Chotu BLOOD Ke bare mein book parh raha
tha...!!!
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Motu: Aaj yeh book kyu parh raa hai?
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Chotu : Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai ke
kal mera BLOOD test hai iss liye test ki tayari kar
raha hoon...!!!
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Sir :- Birbal Kaun Tha......??

Sir :- Birbal Kaun Tha......??
Student :-"Pata Nahi Sir"Sir :- "Padhaai Par
Dhyaan Doge ToNa Pata Chale". .
Student :-"Sir Pramod, Vicky, Gaurav Kaun
Hai....?? .
Sir :-"Mujhe Kya Pata.. . .
Student :-"Beti Par Dhyaan Do To Pata
Chale ??
Master Shocks Student Rock.
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Manmohan Singh Sabji Lene Gaye!

Manmohan Singh Sabji Lene Gaye!
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Manmohan:-
Pyaz Kya Bhaav hai? .
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Sabjiwala:- Ab Rulayega Kya
pagle ?
Muft Main 1 Kilo Lejaa.
Pehli Baar To Teri Awaaz Suni H!
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Log kehte hai ki 40,000/

Log kehte hai ki 40,000/-
ka royal paint lagaye to ghar rangeen dikhta he
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Are pagal 400/-ki ROYAL STAG piyo,
sara shehar rangeen dikhega..!.
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Boogie Woogie is Back.. Best Indian Dance show ever!

Boogie Woogie is Back.. Best Indian Dance show ever!

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